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You hit 'em in the brain, coach...yeah, right in the brain! | Feb 24, 2006
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this is what the ice looks like during the Canadian and US Olympic Gold Medal game....oh yeah, they're all gone.
poor Canada National hockey team. they sure stank it up. stinky stuff, like limburger. although all i hear is people yelling at the Great One, Gretz. get off his back, poor guys life has been miserable for the last 4 months. i say get rid of the tired and archaic Pat Quinn. the Leafs stink, and so did Canada. he needs to learn hockey nowadays, or maybe learn the basics by watching Slapshot again.
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Denis Lemieux, the french-canadian goalie, with a THICK accent, never said words truer during an interview in the movie.
*please read the following in your thickest frenchie accent*
Well, icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comes out, then the game stop then start up.
Oh, and high-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that.
*raises stick to hit interviewer in face*
You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never. Against the rules.
You stupid when you do that, like some English pig with no brains...
Slashing is like that, you know?
*slashes interviewer again*
Yeah. And for trip also, you know.
*trips interviewer*
Like that. And for hook like this.
*hooks interviewer*
All bad. You do that, you go to the box, you know.
Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know.
Mm-hm. And then you get free.
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Photo Notes: Holga
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